What is the one CD you would take on a Desert Island with you?   "Falling Into Ecstasy" by Sarah McLachlan 

What was the worst job you ever had?  working at a fast-food restaurant

Where was the strangest place you had sex?  Chris' parent's driveway

If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be and why?    Jane Austen; she's my favorite print author, and I would like to know if she's as funny in person as she is on paper.

What is your favorite scent?   it's a tie: lilacs and Poeme by Lancome

What is the most embarassing CD/Record/8 Track in your collection?  The Carpenter's Greatest Hits (admit it - you like 'em too)

Marital status? Any kids?  Married to Christopher; two boys, Jared and Zack

What's your favorite salad dressing?  Bacon bits or croutons?   Sesame-ginger; neither since they don't go well in Chinese Chicken salads

What is your favorite punchline or joke? 

A woman goes to the customer service desk at a department store, wanting to return a defective toaster.  Despite the fact that she has a receipt, etc., the clerk behind the counter is sorry, but he is unable to return her money, because she bought the toaster on clearance.

When the woman hears this, she throws her arms into the air, and screams "Grab my breasts. Grab my breasts."

The clerk is a bit alarmed by this behavior, so he calls his manager over, and asks him to explain the situation.  He does so, and again, the woman throws her arms into the air, and screams, "Grab my breasts.  Grab my breasts."

By now, other customers are watching, and the manager is at a loss.  Trying to determine what the problem is, he asks, "Ma'am, why do you keep doing that?"

She replies, "Well, that's what I do at home when I'm getting fucked."

What is your favorite flower?  lilacs and roses

What is the weirdest food you've eaten?   dried squid

What is the stupidest thing you've ever done?   what!?  you think I'd tell you *that*?

What is the most memorable bumper sticker you can think of?   "I wanna be just like Barbie - that bitch has everything!"

What is the worst surprise you ever found in your food?   a three-inch bolt in an enchilada

What is your birthday?  July 15th, 1970

What is your favorite book?   "Pride and Prejudice" by Jane Austen

What is your favorite line from a movie?   "That's why I told you - touch nothing! But you are a bunch of cowboys!"   Lev, after the Mir blows up in "Armageddon"

What is your favorite food?  Chinese chicken salad

What is your favorite song?  Right now, it would be "Drive" by Incubus; but since it is always subject to change....don't count on that being the case in a month or so.

During which movie did you cry most? "The English Patient" 

During which movie did you laugh most?  "French Kiss" 

Which is your favorite movie of all time?  "Anne of Green Gables"