After Leeta ditches the doc (for Rom, of all people!), Julian wants nothing more than to lose himself in his spy program, but Garak has a different suggestion for handling heartache.  Sing to the tune of "Two Pina Coladas" by Garth Brooks.
 

You made it crystal clear
I'm not welcome here
But I could not stay away

Just one look in your eyes
And we both realize 
What your pride won't allow you to say

Forget the same old disguise
The spies and lies
I've got somethin' new I want you to see

And after, you can decide
If I was wrong or right
But for now, leave the fantasies to me

Give me two hours in paradise
And I'll take the pain away

Rent a holosuite
From one to three
And your life will forever change

Don't worry 'bout tomorrow
Don't dwell on the sorrow
I'm not interested in wasting your time

Just two hours in paradise
Is all I ask to change your life and mine
 

I could have told you all along
That girl would do you wrong
But you did not want to know

Spin the Dabo wheel
Take a chance on a thrill
Was it worth being shoved out in the cold?

Now forget your empty room
And her cheap perfume
You've got better ways to spend your time

Just take my hand
Lay your body on the sand
Let my imagination be your guide

Give me two hours in paradise
And all the hurt will be erased

We got the holosuite
Spend some time here with me
And you will not leave unchanged

Yeah, troubles, you'll forget 'em
You won't even remember
The reasons why you wanted to cry

Just two hours in paradise
Is all I need to change your mind
 

Yeah, troubles, you'll forget 'em
You won't even remember
I swear you won't be sorry you tried

Just two hours in paradise
Is all I need to make you mine
 

Repeat first chorus to fade...